TEASE DEM KNEES

GIRL GET ON UP!

YOU KNOW ALFRED BEEN READY TO TEASE DAT ASS SINCE WAY BACK! PLAY WITH IT A LITTLE. I KNOW YOU LOVE THE WAY IT TICKLES EVER SO SLIGHTLY! DAMN GURL! GET YO' TRICK ASS UP AND WATCH DIS SHIT! IT WILL MAKE THAT MOISTNESS YOU FEEL BACK THERE WORTH IT!



NEW JAWNT(JAUNT) IN THE WORKS. WE HAVE BEEN FILMING FOR TWO YEARS ALMOST AND I CAN'T WAIT TO DISAPPOINT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! YOU GUYS WON'T FORGET THIS! AWWWWW YEAAAAAAH!

BY THE FUCKING WAY...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THAT SPANISH FOOL THAT WE CALL SPANISH. NIGGA BARELY EVEN SPEAKS SPANISH BUT FUCK IT, A NAME IS A NAME! GO WISH HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON THE INTERWEBZ OR SOMETHIN'!

MUSTARD HAS BOARDS FOR YOUR SKATING PLEASURE WITH NEW SIZES! GO CHECK OUT THE WEB STORE OR CONTACT THE OWNERS FOR ALL YOUR SKATEBOARDING NEEDS!

MORE NEWS SOON. STAY WOKE! SHALOM!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY/EVENT NEWS

FIRST OFF...I WANT TO POP THIS SHIT OFF WITH A FUCKING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF THE BEST DUDES I HAVE COME IN CONTACT WITH...SEAN MOTHAFUCKING CORNETTO!

THE MAN HAS UNDENIABLE SWAG ON/OFF THE BOARD. HE HAS A SOUL. HE'S MY FAVORITE LITTLE PEPPER AND I KNOW THE LADIES ARE GONNA TREAT MY BABY BOY RIGHT TONIGHT. THEY FUCKING BETTER!

ON TO SOME OTHER NEWS...

WE HAVE AN EVENT THIS SATURDAY! YOU BIMCHES BETTER BE COMING OUT. WE GOT ART, BOOZE, SKATE VIDEOS, AND MUSIC. WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK FOR?

18 TO ENTER. 21 TO BOOZE UP WITH YA BOIS. I'LL BUY YOU A BEER IF YOU FIND ME AT THE BAR...THAT'S REAL DEAL!

SHOUTS TO UNDERGROUND SKATESHOP ON LETTING US BUMP UP WITH THEM FOR A NIGHT OF FUN BEFORE THE BIG S COMES THROUGH AND BRINGS YOU ALL COAL...

ENOUGH WITH THE CHEESY SHIT. I'M OUT. SEE YOU GUYS SATURDAY!

PAZ