Saturday, December 26, 2015

THE WAIT IS OVER. NOT ANOTHER AL JONES VIDEO IS HERE.

FOR ALL THAT HAVE BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING: THANK YOU.

FOR THOSE THAT HAVE BEEN ANXIOUS ABOUT THIS VIDEO AND HAVE BEEN SECRETLY NAGGING PEOPLE ABOUT IT: THANK YOU.

I CANNOT OFFER A LOT TO PEOPLE. MY APPEARANCE DOESN'T ALLOW FOR MUCH HUMAN INTERACTION. MOST USUALLY RUN.


I CAN, HOWEVER, INTERACT WITH Y'ALL THROUGH THE WEB. SO PLEASE ENJOY THIS VIDEO AND LET IT INTERACT WITH YOUR SENSES...



ENJOY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS VIDEO. MAY IT INVOKE FEELINGS OF JOY, FEAR, SADNESS, PAIN, AND PLEASURE IN YOU. MAY IT SOMEHOW ALSO GIVE YOU AN ERECTION(YES, EVEN YOU, LADIES.)

IF IT BECOMES YOUR FAVORITE, PASS IT AROUND TO FRIENDS. IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, STUDY IT. THERE ARE LAYERS TO THIS SHIT. FUCK MEEK MILL BTW.

TELL THRASHER TO POST A NIMMA UP. WE LOVE YOU ALL AND WOULDN'T BE HERE WITHOUT YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT. GOOD LOOKS, EVEN TO THE UGLY ONES.

PAZ Y AMOR. 

ALFREDO FETTUCCINE JONES

Monday, September 14, 2015

TEASE DEM KNEES


GIRL GET ON UP!


YOU KNOW ALFRED BEEN READY TO TEASE DAT ASS SINCE WAY BACK! PLAY WITH IT A LITTLE. I KNOW YOU LOVE THE WAY IT TICKLES EVER SO SLIGHTLY! DAMN GURL! GET YO' TRICK ASS UP AND WATCH DIS SHIT! IT WILL MAKE THAT MOISTNESS YOU FEEL BACK THERE WORTH IT!



NEW JAWNT(JAUNT) IN THE WORKS. WE HAVE BEEN FILMING FOR TWO YEARS ALMOST AND I CAN'T WAIT TO DISAPPOINT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! YOU GUYS WON'T FORGET THIS! AWWWWW YEAAAAAAH!





BY THE FUCKING WAY...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THAT SPANISH FOOL THAT WE CALL SPANISH. NIGGA BARELY EVEN SPEAKS SPANISH BUT FUCK IT, A NAME IS A NAME! GO WISH HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON THE INTERWEBZ OR SOMETHIN'!

MUSTARD HAS BOARDS FOR YOUR SKATING PLEASURE WITH NEW SIZES! GO CHECK OUT THE WEB STORE OR CONTACT THE OWNERS FOR ALL YOUR SKATEBOARDING NEEDS!



MORE NEWS SOON. STAY WOKE! SHALOM!