KEiSTER

SIT ON IT.

Our good friend Sean the Easter Bunny and Bennett Tran have dropped a tiny jawn with cool songs and sweet skating and all types of Easter Eggs. Please peep. Also, check the neighbor James out. He is on fire out there!


Shouts to Bennett. He got some clips out there...


Our video, "Something Light" has been put back up on Youtube with the sound on, so let's rejoice and watch that again for old times sake!


Speaking of videos...rumor has it that the Mustard bwois are cooking something up very soon. Definitely check the Instagram and Facebook for info coming up. FOR ALL TYPES OF REAL.

feliz pascua, mundo.

RECAPS SCHMECAPS

2015 WAS PRETTY TIGHT. I SAW SOME OF MY FRIENDS LEAVE TO FOLLOW THEIR DREAMS.

(NOT KAMIL)

I WATCHED A MAN NO ONE REALLY LIKED ANNOUNCE THAT HE WAS GOING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT AND FIGURED OUT THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY REALLY DIG DUDE...


I SAW SOME SPECTACULAR SKATEBOARD FEATS FROM SOME OF OUR RIDERS AND FRIENDS, KINDA LIKE WHAT IS BEING SHOWCASED IN THE BELOW VIDEO:


CT15 from B J Wishard on Vimeo.

THE NEW MUSTARD TALENT IS RAW. SOME GREAT THINGS COMING IN THE FUTURE FOR MOSTAZA. PLEASE CONTINUE FOLLOWING US FOR FURTHER SUCCESS...

UNTIL ANY NEW VIDEO CONTENT POPS UP, PLEASE ENJOY SOME OF THESE SNAPS FROM THE PREVIOUS YEAR.

BJ AND SEAN

SQUAD

NEW RIDER TOMMY/TIMMY/JIMMY/JOMMY MORALES

THIS IS ALL WE HAVE FOR THE MOMENT, BUT I PROMISE WE ACTUALLY HAVE NEW CONTENT IN THE WORKS. PROMISE PROMISE. "BET MONEY" AND "FACTS" AND ALL THAT OTHER NEW YORK REASSURANCE THAT THUGS SAY TO EACH OTHER. WE GOT YOU!

EXPECT A NEW FORMAT/LOOK TO THIS WEBSITE/BLOG V SOON. NEW SHIT ON SWOLE LATELY. LOVE Y'ALL. PEACE, MUNDO.

THE WAIT IS OVER. NOT ANOTHER AL JONES VIDEO IS HERE.

FOR ALL THAT HAVE BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING: THANK YOU.

FOR THOSE THAT HAVE BEEN ANXIOUS ABOUT THIS VIDEO AND HAVE BEEN SECRETLY NAGGING PEOPLE ABOUT IT: THANK YOU.

I CANNOT OFFER A LOT TO PEOPLE. MY APPEARANCE DOESN'T ALLOW FOR MUCH HUMAN INTERACTION. MOST USUALLY RUN.

I CAN, HOWEVER, INTERACT WITH Y'ALL THROUGH THE WEB. SO PLEASE ENJOY THIS VIDEO AND LET IT INTERACT WITH YOUR SENSES...



ENJOY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS VIDEO. MAY IT INVOKE FEELINGS OF JOY, FEAR, SADNESS, PAIN, AND PLEASURE IN YOU. MAY IT SOMEHOW ALSO GIVE YOU AN ERECTION(YES, EVEN YOU, LADIES.)

IF IT BECOMES YOUR FAVORITE, PASS IT AROUND TO FRIENDS. IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, STUDY IT. THERE ARE LAYERS TO THIS SHIT. FUCK MEEK MILL BTW.

TELL THRASHER TO POST A NIMMA UP. WE LOVE YOU ALL AND WOULDN'T BE HERE WITHOUT YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT. GOOD LOOKS, EVEN TO THE UGLY ONES.

PAZ Y AMOR. 

ALFREDO FETTUCCINE JONES

TEASE DEM KNEES

GIRL GET ON UP!

YOU KNOW ALFRED BEEN READY TO TEASE DAT ASS SINCE WAY BACK! PLAY WITH IT A LITTLE. I KNOW YOU LOVE THE WAY IT TICKLES EVER SO SLIGHTLY! DAMN GURL! GET YO' TRICK ASS UP AND WATCH DIS SHIT! IT WILL MAKE THAT MOISTNESS YOU FEEL BACK THERE WORTH IT!



NEW JAWNT(JAUNT) IN THE WORKS. WE HAVE BEEN FILMING FOR TWO YEARS ALMOST AND I CAN'T WAIT TO DISAPPOINT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! YOU GUYS WON'T FORGET THIS! AWWWWW YEAAAAAAH!

BY THE FUCKING WAY...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THAT SPANISH FOOL THAT WE CALL SPANISH. NIGGA BARELY EVEN SPEAKS SPANISH BUT FUCK IT, A NAME IS A NAME! GO WISH HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON THE INTERWEBZ OR SOMETHIN'!

MUSTARD HAS BOARDS FOR YOUR SKATING PLEASURE WITH NEW SIZES! GO CHECK OUT THE WEB STORE OR CONTACT THE OWNERS FOR ALL YOUR SKATEBOARDING NEEDS!

MORE NEWS SOON. STAY WOKE! SHALOM!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY/EVENT NEWS

FIRST OFF...I WANT TO POP THIS SHIT OFF WITH A FUCKING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF THE BEST DUDES I HAVE COME IN CONTACT WITH...SEAN MOTHAFUCKING CORNETTO!

THE MAN HAS UNDENIABLE SWAG ON/OFF THE BOARD. HE HAS A SOUL. HE'S MY FAVORITE LITTLE PEPPER AND I KNOW THE LADIES ARE GONNA TREAT MY BABY BOY RIGHT TONIGHT. THEY FUCKING BETTER!

ON TO SOME OTHER NEWS...

WE HAVE AN EVENT THIS SATURDAY! YOU BIMCHES BETTER BE COMING OUT. WE GOT ART, BOOZE, SKATE VIDEOS, AND MUSIC. WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK FOR?

18 TO ENTER. 21 TO BOOZE UP WITH YA BOIS. I'LL BUY YOU A BEER IF YOU FIND ME AT THE BAR...THAT'S REAL DEAL!

SHOUTS TO UNDERGROUND SKATESHOP ON LETTING US BUMP UP WITH THEM FOR A NIGHT OF FUN BEFORE THE BIG S COMES THROUGH AND BRINGS YOU ALL COAL...

ENOUGH WITH THE CHEESY SHIT. I'M OUT. SEE YOU GUYS SATURDAY!

PAZ

NOT ANOTHER AL JONES VIDEO INFO AND MORE...

"I HAD FUCKING GOLD FOR Y'ALL"

, BUT FOR SOME REASON SHIT WASN'T WORKING CORRECTLY. WHATEVER THE FUCK, THOUGH. I HAVE A SORT OF TEASER JAWN FOR YOU NIMS TO PEEP. WATCH THIS SHIT AND WAIT IT OUT BECAUSE YOU'LL HAVE A FUCKING NEW VIDEO SOONER THAN YOU'D THINK.



UNTIL THEN, CHECK OUT THE FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, OR THE TWITTERSPHERE.

HAVE A GREAT FUCKING WEEKEND. STAY WARM, BIMCHES!

HARE KRISHNA

TINY FLASHBACK

SO IT'S FUCKING FRIDAY. 

SOCIAL MEDIA USES THIS AS A DAY TO "FLASHBACK." I SEE A FLASHBACK AS ANYTHING. IT CAN BE LAST NIGHT. IT CAN BE LAST WEEK. IT CAN BE 40 YEARS AGO. WHATEVER THE TIME PERIOD IS ALWAYS APPROPRIATE FOR A FLASHBACK, I BELIEVE. IT IS MERELY A RECOLLECTION OF THOUGHT TO AN EARLIER TIME THAN THE PRESENT, NIGGUMS! SO LET'S FLASHBACK TO A COUPLE MONTHS BACK. PERHAPS WE DIG DEEPER...

HojoeNed

 Bendito

 Brian Beavers FS Tailslide

 Kenny Devoe BS Bluntslide

 BFS

(peep their site. It's brand new and they only offer the qualiest of quality)

 CRAIG

OG HOMIES

(peep some new Black Dave stuff. Dude is doing his thing.)

NOW ONTO SOME MUSTARD RIDER INFO...

WHOOPS.
UMM, DYLAN HAS NEW FUCKING FOOTAGE FOR UNDERGROUND. I HAVE SOME OLDER JAWNS OF HIM AS WELL. BEGINNING OF HIS WINNING STREAK THIS SEASON, IF I MAY RECALL. AH, WHAT A FLASHBACK INDEED...

 HAPPY SAFARI DYL

 CONGRATS TO ALL THE WINNERS THAT DAY...EVEN THOUGH NIGGA IN THE MIDDLE IS A PRICK!

$$$BS DBL KF$$$

PEEP THIS VID. SHOUTS TO JOE ON CRANKING OUT EDITS LEFT AND RIGHT. MAN HAS BEEN ON A FUCKING TEAR LATELY!



BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR SOME NEW MUSTARD SKATEBOARD GRAPHIC(S). THESE ARE RUNNING OUT PRETTY SOON...

CHECK OUR WEB STORE UP TOP OR CONTACT JOE, NETTO, OR LUIS(GLEN) FOR SOME ISH. AS USUAL, $40 WITH GRIP. GRAB EM UP WHILE SUPPLIES LAST. NOT SURE IF THIS WILL BE REPRINTED. MAY BE A ONE OFF, BRUM. WOW. RARE. WOW.

ANYWAYS, HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND. HAPPY LABOR DAY AND SHIT. GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF INTO SOME WATER. SKEWER A BEAR. EAT FROM THE LAND. GO FORAGE FOLIAGE. SKATE!

DUMCE

R.I.P. TO TWO LEGENDS

REST IN PEACE TO TWO GREAT DUDES WE HAVE LOST THIS WEEK...

ROBIN WILLIAMS

(July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014)

&

JAY ADAMS

(July 3, 1961 - August 15, 2014)

THE WORLD WILL MISS BOTH OF YOU FOR YOUR STEEZE IN FRONT OF AND BEHIND THE LENS. WHETHER IT WAS ROBIN FOR MAKING US LAUGH, OR JAY FOR INTRODUCING THE WORLD TO WHAT STYLE ON A SKATEBOARD REALY MEANT, YOU TWO WERE BOSSES IN YOUR OWN RIGHT AND WE DEFINITELY HAVE BEEN LUCKY TO HAVE YOU DUDES ON THIS EARTH. THANK YOU GUYS FOR CONTRIBUTING TO THE JOY OF MANY WHEN YOU WERE STILL ON THIS PLANET. REST IN PARADISE!

MORE NEWS SOON. HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.

OLD WINTER JAWNS

Winter was a fucking bitch this year. 

I don't think I can remember a winter that was as dark and brooding as this past one was. It reminded me of Dracula's castle in Castlevania: Symphony Of The Night.

(This map doesn't really do my reference any justice, but nerds get the idea.)

What a winter like that can do in the east is make you tired when you really aren't, sad when you're happy, and take away the only fun thing you can do when you feel down, which is skate. When the winter hits this hard, you have to find ways to get around it. You take hikes in snow covered paths, you find reasons to celebrate even the slightest of temperature changes (even if it's only a 5 degree difference), and you make that darkness work in your favor by any means possible. Here are some scattered photos that I kinda forgot about that show how Mustard dealt with the winter and brought light to the table when darkness was seated for dinner...

(Underground Ridgewood)

 (Some of the art at the Underground Ridgewood shop...)

A DARK PICTURE OF SOME OF THE STILL SCUMMIN' CREW

Paul Trent

BY ANY MEANS

Only pool you're getting "in" during the winter...

Speaking of things that go down in the winter, the dudes that I featured up on top dropped a video with a whole bunch of talent from across the Northern NJ region during the winter. Dudes show love whenever possible and it's always nice to see them around. You may catch some of the Mustard crew in this video, too! Peep "Still Scummin'" below. 

STILL SCUMMIN'! FULL LENGTH 2014! from Paul Trentacosta on Vimeo.

More pictures and words soon. A moving picture in the works sooner than you'd think. Thanks again for sticking around.

adios, mundo.